HELLO, FRIENDS
long story short: I’m buying a place (!), which means all the books I have with me now and all the books I store at my parents’ house will all be in the same apartment. this also means I have to face facts: I have Too Many books, and I cannot realistically store them all in one small flat. (especially not MULTIPLE COPIES OF THE SAME BOOKS, of which there are several.) I’ve donated most of them to friends and charity shops, but I thought it would be nice do a GIVEAWAY of the books I love the most, slash the books I am constantly banging on about. so without further ado:
- you have to be following me (because this is about ME)
- reblog to enter
- you can enter as many times as you want
- it doesn’t matter where you live – I’ll ship worldwide
- the winners will be randomly selected on the 31st of August
- (make sure your ask is open/you respond within 24 hours/you’re willing to give me your address!)
- 5 winners in total, 4 books each, first winner gets first choice of books, second winner chooses out of what’s left, so forth etc
- have fun and be yourself
Please Note: I’ve owned some of these books for 10+ years, and some of them were secondhand to begin with. these babies have been READ. they’re “pre-loved” and then some. so don’t expect your FREE books to be without wrecked spines, folded pages, and other signs of luv. ♥ full list of books below!
reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice
she is so FAKE
medieval au of unbreakable kimmy schmidy where she’s a scottish lord’s daughter during the war of independence and is released after years of confinement after the death of edward i of england, instead of going back to the family lands she becomes a lady in waiting in the big city and shares a room with titus who keeps auditioning to be in morality plays
who knew people you meet on Tinder could be so tiring
As someone who loves my son Steve Rogers, I have to say that he could never kick Diana’s ass, like literally, and also he would never do that, because Steve Rogers would grow up idolising the mysterious hero from WW1, and would probably swoon if he got to meet her, would call her “ Your Majesty” unironically, until Diana has to literally punch him to make him stop, and even then, he’d call her “Ma'am” with the utmost respect, and also he’d follow her to Hell and back without blinking.
@next-great-adventure AND THEN THEY WOULD START A PODCAST
They would meet in Vichy France, and after he settled down around her they’d be fine. She’d call him Steven (because it still hurts a little to say Steve). She would teach him the Shield move, and when she called for it in battle he would crouch down with his shield raised, waiting to feel the impact of her boots, then launch her forward – at a line of panzers, across battlements. He would take half a minute to watch in awe as the dust billowed around her landing, watch her upend tanks and pulverize fortifications. Then he’d sprint after, taking out machine gun nests and artillery, and the Wehrmacht would have another tale of the two Allied soldiers with shields who they could never, ever defeat.